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Post by leeeeeeeah on Sept 5, 2011 16:15:49 GMT -5
Okay people. There's gonna be a trollfic. The target? Twilight. We need ideas for this trollfic. And lots of them.
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Post by grey scale: on Sept 5, 2011 16:26:42 GMT -5
Urm, Leah...It's Twilight.
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It's basically already a trollfic.
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Sept 5, 2011 16:29:39 GMT -5
Pahahaha xD
Well yes, you're correct.
But it's a trollfic everyone's already struggled through and burned their retinas out over. We need a better one. And by better, I mean worse.
Which is gonna take some real creativity if we're gonna make Twilight of all things worse. I'm not sure if it's even possible. But we shall undertake the epic task.
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Post by grey scale: on Sept 5, 2011 16:34:08 GMT -5
xD Thank you. And as for making it worse, I do believe the only way it could get worse it by making even MORE people love Bella! How about it? We should actually make a 'HEY-EVERYBODY-LET'S-ALL-WORSHIP-THE-GROUND-BELLA-WALKS-ON' Club. Oh, I went there.
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Sept 5, 2011 16:40:51 GMT -5
Oh yes, of course. We could make Bella go on a trip to New York or some other place and she gets scouted by a model because she is lyk so ttly gawjusssssss! xoxoxoxo
And then she can have the club. And all the men will fall in love with her all over the world of course, even Emmett and Jasper because Bella is so amazing. And all the women will be jealous and all want to be her and they'll all back stab her and Bella will be so vulnerable and fragile and clumsy as per usual and then Eddikins can come to her rescue all pale white and ice cold and bronze locks and sparkly skin and did I mention he was pale white and ice cold?
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Post by grey scale: on Sept 5, 2011 16:43:20 GMT -5
You are a genius. I applaud your wisdom.
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Sept 5, 2011 16:54:36 GMT -5
Oh why thankyou, I accept your applause.
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Post by grey scale: on Sept 5, 2011 16:57:30 GMT -5
*clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
Now! Down to business!
There are other matters to be discussed as well! Shall we rewrite from the beginning and retell the whole tragic debacle, or shall we continue on the legacy and start after the ending?
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Sept 5, 2011 17:02:18 GMT -5
We should rewrite the whole thing. Tragically of course. I don't think SMeyer really captured Bella's true beauty. Or Eddie's true sparkly fairyness for that matter.
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Post by grey scale: on Sept 5, 2011 17:07:21 GMT -5
So true. So, so true. Why don't we make her hair shinier? And prettier? And her eyes a bit more sparkly? She should be more figure-esque too. I don't think Stephanie made her pretty enough. AT ALL.
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Sept 5, 2011 17:17:08 GMT -5
No, she did not do her justice. Checklist for Bella Swan;
1. Shinier hair so people will look at her hair more.
2. Sparkly eyes so people will gaze into her eyes more often.
3. Over all prettier so people will be stunned by her beauty more often.
4. Get rid of the clumsyness, Bella shouldn't have any flaws (even though it's not really a flaw)
5.Better body, so more people will be attracted to her.
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Post by grey scale: on Sept 5, 2011 17:27:42 GMT -5
No, the clumsiness should stay. It makes her seem so vulnerable and girly and that's why Edward and everybody else loves her so much! Besides, she never really falls, she just lands gracefully, remember?
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Sept 5, 2011 17:35:40 GMT -5
Oh yes of course, silly me, what was I thinking? Her clumsiness is so endearing, how could I possibly think of taking it away from her? Eddie would be so disappointed if he didn't have his clumsy, fragile vulnerable Bella to protect and love and smother.
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Post by grey scale: on Sept 5, 2011 17:42:15 GMT -5
See? We've got ourselves a nice little plotline going!
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Sept 5, 2011 17:46:39 GMT -5
I know! Now, what changes can we possibly make to Eddie? I mean, he's already so perfect!
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