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Post by leeeeeeeah on Jul 4, 2012 14:25:52 GMT -5
Matty
"Dead or married? Well, I can try," I said, sighing. "I mean the married part might be a little hard, I am quite popular with the ladies," I grinned, teasing her.
Rox
"Shut up, Peyton," I muttered, folding my arms and glaring at him. "You are such an idiot."
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Post by grey scale: on Jul 4, 2012 14:35:59 GMT -5
Emily
I laughed, my head falling back as I slapped his arm. "Matty! Hush! Don't get married, I don't know how she'd take to being the mistress," I sighed melodramatically, shaking my head.
Peyton
I winked at her, tossing her a beer. The party hadn't started yet, but whatever. The dude throwing the party had already kicked back four, and it wasn't even his beer. "Get over it, sweets."
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Jul 4, 2012 15:07:06 GMT -5
Matty
"Ah but see if I got married technically you would be the mistress," I said, nodding. "I will inform everyone upon meeting them that I cannot possibly marry them because I have a girlfriend and she does not want me to get married."
Rox
I sighed, opening the beer and taking a drink. "Shut up, Peyton," I repeated, rolling my eyes. "Speak to me when I've finished this, maybe I'll be a bit more cheerful," I said, holding up the beer as if I were toasting with someone and taking another drink.
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Post by grey scale: on Jul 4, 2012 16:11:57 GMT -5
Emily
I rolled my eyes and smiled. "Fiiiiiine, sounds good."
Peyton
"Cheerful's not the word I would use," I said, chuckling. Roxy was fun when she was drunk. Veeeery fun.
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Jul 4, 2012 16:28:01 GMT -5
Matty
I smiled and checked my watch. "Okay, I have to go now or I'll be late," I said, standing up. "I'll come and see you tomorrow," I said, leaning down to kiss her. "And I will try not to get married."
Rox
"Why not cheerful? I'm quite a happy drunk, thank you very much," I said, rolling my eyes.
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Post by grey scale: on Jul 4, 2012 16:33:14 GMT -5
Peyton
"Try 'Mildly Epileptic," I said, not even trying to hold back my laughter. She was hilarious when she was drunk. Like, that's about 45% of the reason why I came to parties with her.
Emily
I grinned and kissed him again before pushing him towards the door. "You better. And if you think you're getting back in without half a gallon of Ben and Jerry's, you're sadly mistaken," I said, smiling evilly and crossing my legs.
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Jul 4, 2012 16:52:11 GMT -5
Rox
"'Mildly Epileptic'?" I repeated, taking a drink of my beer. "Whenever have I been 'mildly epileptic'?" It was rare for me to remember anything that happened the day after a party because I got so drunk and I had no idea what was going on anyway.
Matty
"The things I do for you," I said, sighing dramatically and grinning. "Right, goodbye, love you," I sang, waving as I left her house and started the short walk to the party.
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Post by grey scale: on Jul 4, 2012 16:59:45 GMT -5
Emily
"Love you too," I called out, then curled up on the couch and settled in to watch TV when he was gone. Oh, the things he does for me.
Peyton
I raised an incredulous eyebrow at her. "When you get drunk, you pretty much find any human specimen in the immeidate area that has a penis and try to give him the autistic version of a lapdance," I matter-of-factly informed her.
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Jul 4, 2012 17:06:56 GMT -5
Rox
I made a half annoyed sound and rolled my eyes again. "Yeah well, you're just jealous because I get all the penis and there's none left for you," I said.
Matty
After a short walk I arrive at the party, where people were slowly trickling in. I was a bit early but never mind.
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Post by grey scale: on Jul 4, 2012 17:37:40 GMT -5
Peyton
I wiggled my eyebrows at her, raising my beer in a silent toast. "That would be all fine and good, if I wasn't always your first target," I sighed sarcastically, shaking my head and taking a swig of my drink. "Number one, always. I've obviously already got an adequate penis, I don't need any more," I said smuggly.
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Jul 4, 2012 17:47:45 GMT -5
Matty
*proceeds to dance and drink and flirt etc*
Rox
"The fact that you just said you have an adequate penis makes me think that you really don't have an adequate penis," I said, shaking my head. "Anyway, the league that your penis is in is far too much beneath me for me to even consider it."
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Post by grey scale: on Jul 4, 2012 17:52:49 GMT -5
Peyton
I scoffed, rolling my eyes. "Say that to Drunken Roxy. She seems to disagree."
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Jul 4, 2012 17:55:02 GMT -5
Rox
"Oh, Drunken Roxy just likes to humour you. She's nice like that," I grinned.
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Post by grey scale: on Jul 4, 2012 20:13:47 GMT -5
Peyton
"Drunken Roxy barely has enough consciousness to stand up for a whole second on her own, forget having enough brainpower to humor me convincingly," I said, still on the verge of laughing.
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Post by leeeeeeeah on Jul 5, 2012 6:44:27 GMT -5
Rox
"Actually Drunken Roxy is very aware of herself, she just likes to pretend," I said, nodding. This was a complete and total lie; I rarely remember anything that happens during a night drinking because I always drink far too much and end up with a horrible hangover.
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